Thursday, March 06, 2008

Welcome to 2012!

Day 1 of Coach Signings on Saturday night. Please have your offers to me by Saturday night.

Zev

Comments:
Umm, what happened to my Legendary pitching coach, Samuel Dibble, whom I famously signed to a 5-year contract last season?

(No, I didn't release him.)
 
Why on earth did closer Sam Contreras walk away from a $5 million contract this year to retire? Dang it. I really wanted him to come back. He hadn't really lost his ratings last year, despite his season-ending injury in Spring Training. He was still a 5* guy. Damn.

Even more to the point, why in the hell didn't Willie "The Dutch God of Walks" Klopp and John Sadao retire? They're not getting another day in their honor from me, that's for sure. Ungrateful jerks.
 
Michael,

According to your team news page, he retired.

Zev Steinhardt
 
Argh. He gave up $20 million!

And, Gary "All he does is hit home runs" Giles retired, too, after signing an extension with me.
 
They do that at age 65 or so, Michael. Happens a LOT but most of us don't notice it. How old was Gribble?
 
Well, I guess we all know what Michael's going to offer Kenneth Hughes. :)

(NB: I don't know what he's offering. I don't look at those emails until it's time to actually input them into the game).

Zev
 
Jeez, am I really the Yankees of this league?
 
Yes, Michael. Yes, you are.

I also hereby nominate Nate as the Atlanta Braves of the league. Great team, but not as many titles as they should have won.
 
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