Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Unsubstantiated allegations.
Paul Shunk is 20? I'll believe that when he stops hitting .370. Let's see that birth certificate, Paulie.
Someone desparately needs to give Roberto Casarez back his HGH. Though judging from those fielding ratings, his stash is probably out in right field somewhere, and he just can't track it down.
Someone desparately needs to give Roberto Casarez back his HGH. Though judging from those fielding ratings, his stash is probably out in right field somewhere, and he just can't track it down.
Comments:
<< Home
Patrick Welch hates sushi. I picked him up in a deadline deal in 2006. He ate some sushi off the team spread in late August, got sick, and refused to eat for the rest of the season. He posted a .747 OPS in September/October and a meager .567 OPS in the Cecil Cup that year. I assumed that he was winding down at age 35 and let him go without resigning him. But instead, once he joined another team, he started killing the ball.
Robert Fout's bat is clearly illegal. 34 home runs in 93 games? With a previous career high of 38? I heard from an opposing catcher that when the catcher dropped Fout's bat while handing it to a batboy, the bat bounced up and clipped the batboy above the right eye. The resulting gash required seven stitches to close.
Robert Fout's bat is clearly illegal. 34 home runs in 93 games? With a previous career high of 38? I heard from an opposing catcher that when the catcher dropped Fout's bat while handing it to a batboy, the bat bounced up and clipped the batboy above the right eye. The resulting gash required seven stitches to close.
Chad Nelligan throws illegal pitches. He spent the offseason working on his "off-speed pitches" with Gaylord Perry. He's also featured in recent Vaseline commercials. Yeah, like we don't all know what that's about.
Behold the man the One Year Wonder award should be named after: Jose Rodriguez.
After a pedestrian career, he lit up the Zotti League in '06, posting these numbers: .307 AVG, 170 hits, 22 doubles, one triple and 34 home runs, along with 114 RBI and 102 runs scored.
Mysteriously, he even won the Outstanding Hitter award.
He didn't even make onto my Opening Day roster in 2007, and retired during the season.
Post a Comment
After a pedestrian career, he lit up the Zotti League in '06, posting these numbers: .307 AVG, 170 hits, 22 doubles, one triple and 34 home runs, along with 114 RBI and 102 runs scored.
Mysteriously, he even won the Outstanding Hitter award.
He didn't even make onto my Opening Day roster in 2007, and retired during the season.
<< Home
